Have you ever thought
Cellophane tape is evil
A torture device
When it’s on a roll
The starting place disappears
Then it just flakes off
Should the cutter break
You best have scissors handy
Or risk losing teeth
Sometimes it won’t hold
Or it just sticks to itself
Forms a useless ball
The case will deceive
It appears there is plenty
Until you run out
Tape should come with scotch
Then at least you might not care
That tape is evil
©2016 Annette Rochelle Aben
LOL! This is hysterical! 😘❤
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Thank you my dear!
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You nailed it. I spit out my drink on the “scotch” part! 😂🥃
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Well, at least it sounds as if you started wrapping presents – think of those of us that haven’t [groan]
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Yes, we have things to ship, so the comedy has ensued!
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I don’t even have any yet…
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Save yourself… RUN! lol
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Diabolical! 😉
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I’ll pour the scotch! 😉
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I would leave a reply, but I have been wrapping Christmas gifts and my fingers are temporarily taped together!
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I’ll stick around until you can… lol
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Oh puhleeze!
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