Chelsea Ann Owens has started up her Weekly Terrible Poetry Contest this year with contest #53! Write a terrible jingle to sell a product. Here is my contribution and I hope it encourages you to do something worse! Follow this link for more information: https://chelseaannowens.com/2020/01/04/the-weekly-terrible-poetry-contest-template/
Enjoy a healthy cleansing poo
When you eat the seed of ancient Peru
It was used to grow hair on heads of terra cotta
Now, people eat it to help them poop a lotta
You can find it in most stores throughout North America
This tiny little powerhouse known as CHIA!
(Cleans you out without emptying your wallet)
©2020 Annette Rochelle Aben
Annette Rochelle Aben 
Ha! This is really great! What a clever way to respond to the prompt!
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Thank you Margot, I hope it is bad enough to shake a few heads!
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It says exactly what people need and want to know 😅
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Thank ya ma’am! 😉
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😄👍
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This is hilarious, Annette.
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Thank you, Robbie! Thank you so much! 🙂 🙂 🙂
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I loved this and laughed out loud! 😀 It runs a bit smoothly to win, in the end, but is excellent!
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Thank you. It was my first attempt. Hopefully, I will do worse next time.
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There’s definitely no shame in knowing your poetry is too good! 😉
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