Plant the Seed

Posted on January 4, 2020 | 11 Comments

Chelsea Ann Owens has started up her Weekly Terrible Poetry Contest this year with contest #53!  Write a terrible jingle to sell a product. Here is my contribution and I hope it encourages you to do something worse! Follow this link for more information: https://chelseaannowens.com/2020/01/04/the-weekly-terrible-poetry-contest-template/

Enjoy a healthy cleansing poo

When you eat the seed of ancient Peru

It was used to grow hair on heads of terra cotta

Now, people eat it to help them poop a lotta

You can find it in most stores throughout North America

This tiny little powerhouse known as CHIA!

(Cleans you out without emptying your wallet)

©2020 Annette Rochelle Aben

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11 responses to “Plant the Seed”

  1. Margot Kinberg | January 4, 2020 at 9:07 pm | Reply

    Ha! This is really great! What a clever way to respond to the prompt!

    Liked by 1 person

  2. Erika Kind | January 5, 2020 at 5:34 am | Reply

    It says exactly what people need and want to know 😅

    Liked by 1 person

  3. robbiesinspiration | January 7, 2020 at 12:01 am | Reply

    This is hilarious, Annette.

    Liked by 1 person

  4. Pingback: WINNER of the Weekly Terrible Poetry Contest | Chelsea Ann Owens

  5. Chelsea Owens | January 10, 2020 at 1:42 pm | Reply

    I loved this and laughed out loud! 😀 It runs a bit smoothly to win, in the end, but is excellent!

    Liked by 1 person

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