Plant the Seed

Chelsea Ann Owens has started up her Weekly Terrible Poetry Contest this year with contest #53!  Write a terrible jingle to sell a product. Here is my contribution and I hope it encourages you to do something worse! Follow this link for more information: https://chelseaannowens.com/2020/01/04/the-weekly-terrible-poetry-contest-template/

Enjoy a healthy cleansing poo

When you eat the seed of ancient Peru

It was used to grow hair on heads of terra cotta

Now, people eat it to help them poop a lotta

You can find it in most stores throughout North America

This tiny little powerhouse known as CHIA!

(Cleans you out without emptying your wallet)

©2020 Annette Rochelle Aben

11 responses to “Plant the Seed

  1. Ha! This is really great! What a clever way to respond to the prompt!

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  2. It says exactly what people need and want to know 😅

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  3. This is hilarious, Annette.

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  4. Pingback: WINNER of the Weekly Terrible Poetry Contest | Chelsea Ann Owens

  5. I loved this and laughed out loud! 😀 It runs a bit smoothly to win, in the end, but is excellent!

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