Chelsea Ann Owens has invited us to get terribly lovey-dovey this week. Follow the link below to this week’s TERRIBLE POETRY CONTEST
They tell me not to fall for you
But you’re fine as wine and I wish you were two
My insides are so confused too
Kinda of like, but sorta not, having the stomach flu
©2020 Annette Rochelle Aben
https://chelseaannowens.com/2020/02/08/the-weekly-terrible-poetry-contest-2-8-2-14/
Chelsea Ann Owens has started up her Weekly Terrible Poetry Contest this year with contest #53! Write a terrible jingle to sell a product. Here is my contribution and I hope it encourages you to do something worse! Follow this link for more information: https://chelseaannowens.com/2020/01/04/the-weekly-terrible-poetry-contest-template/
Enjoy a healthy cleansing poo
When you eat the seed of ancient Peru
It was used to grow hair on heads of terra cotta
Now, people eat it to help them poop a lotta
You can find it in most stores throughout North America
This tiny little powerhouse known as CHIA!
(Cleans you out without emptying your wallet)
©2020 Annette Rochelle Aben
Annette Rochelle Aben 