Tag Archives: humor

Lickin’ Whiskers

That

Cat eats

Anything

That someone drops

On the floor or leaves

On an unguarded plate

Keep an eye on your yogurt

You must eat all your mac and cheese

Before he decides your lunch is his

And it’s you that must go begging for food

©2022 Annette Rochelle Aben

Diffurence

Cat

Stirs at dawn

Sees empty food dish

Sleeping human must waken

Now

Dog

Rolls over

The bed is comfy

A great place to dream of food

Snores

©2022 Annette Rochelle Aben

Keeping the Beard

A glance in the mirror did show

That mustache just had to go

She had to be strong

Since it took her so long

To get the darn thing to grow

©2022 Annette Rochelle Aben

Asking for a Friend

Oh, wicked, wicked food

Why do you tempt me so

I’ve weight needing to go

You’re everywhere

I plan for healthy meals

Then a friend says let’s eat

Hey, I deserve a treat

And I cave in

I might as well be friends

With the choices I make

Just one more bite to take

And buy new clothes

©2022 Annette Rochelle Aben

Pretty Crumby

Why are they stacked so high

Those cookies on the plate

If we’re supposed to wait

Until dessert

©2022 Annette Rochelle Aben