Is a hair dresser
A chiffonier that holds wigs
Asking for a friend
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Take Off, Eh?
First flight! I remember mine well. It was forty years ago and I have to say, while it didn’t stop me from flying again, I do only fly when necessary.
Thank you to Charli Mills and the Carrot Ranch
for allowing me this opportunity to laugh!
The honeymoon flight from Detroit to Los Angeles was her very first. Not knowing what to expect, the young bride allowed her more well-traveled husband to guide her along the way.
He graciously gave her the aisle seat and held her hand gently while the flight attendant covered the emergency instructions.
As the plane pulled back, he reminded her that she should put the chewing gum in her mouth.
“Honey, look we’re climbing into the clouds!”
She leaned forward to take a look and vomited on the back of the head of the person seated in front of her.
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Old Dog New Tricks
We were faced with using SQUARE and CIRCLE, so I chose TROGLODYTE and WHIRL.
The troglodyte thought
I’ll give it a whirl, why not
Learn to disco dance
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It Grows Back
Thank you, to Charli Mills, for this week’s prompt, which takes me on a stroll down memory lane. We had to use the phrase “her crowning glory” and even though it took me a minute, I knew I had to go there. For some hair-raising fun, visit the Carrot Ranch
True story! My mother was in beauty school and practiced on the heads of all who would allow her to get near them with a comb and scissors. One evening, she went a bit too far and the results were regrettable. Alas, neither myself nor my husband ever let her cut our hair again. And no, she never finished beauty school.
They went to visit her mother. Both were in need of a haircut. Her mother was enrolled in beauty school and needed to practice on real heads as opposed to mannequins.
He went first. Drape in place, the scissors could be heard merrily snipping away. Renegade hairs were whisked off his shoulders and they pronounced him perfect.
When it came to her crowning glory, her mother was not so attentive. As her husband walked by to get a drink of water, he shrieked in horror. Her mother had replicated HIS cut on the left side of his wife’s head!
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lack a class
You stand at the fridge
Drinking ice-cold lemonade
Straight from the bottle
Hoping no one will see you
That you did not use a glass
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