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Love Sick

 Chelsea Ann Owens has invited us to get terribly lovey-dovey this week. Follow the link below to this week’s TERRIBLE POETRY CONTEST

They tell me not to fall for you

But you’re fine as wine and I wish you were two

My insides are so confused too

Kinda of like, but sorta not, having the stomach flu

©2020 Annette Rochelle Aben

https://chelseaannowens.com/2020/02/08/the-weekly-terrible-poetry-contest-2-8-2-14/

Plant the Seed

Chelsea Ann Owens has started up her Weekly Terrible Poetry Contest this year with contest #53!  Write a terrible jingle to sell a product. Here is my contribution and I hope it encourages you to do something worse! Follow this link for more information: https://chelseaannowens.com/2020/01/04/the-weekly-terrible-poetry-contest-template/

Enjoy a healthy cleansing poo

When you eat the seed of ancient Peru

It was used to grow hair on heads of terra cotta

Now, people eat it to help them poop a lotta

You can find it in most stores throughout North America

This tiny little powerhouse known as CHIA!

(Cleans you out without emptying your wallet)

©2020 Annette Rochelle Aben